Candice Jalili

“You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t, so you might as well just do whatever you want.”

Pro tip: Bookmark these for Valentine's Day. 😉

Every night is date night in the city that never sleeps, baby.

No need to overthink this one—we’ve got plenty of ideas for ya.

Because getting a little loud really can make sex that much hotter.

I will always love…these songs.

One minute he’s blowing up your phone, the next he’s MIA. WTF happened?

Nope, it’s not the same as bisexual.

And yes, it’s different than “asexual.”

The “human void” does not deserve your “haaaaayyy” this year.

Shout-out to all my ladies who are with dudes on the, ahem, bigger side.

“The circumstance created by COVID-19 is not an adequate reason to stop taking your birth control.”

What’re we supposed to do now that we can’t sit on the couch together and talk sh*t about Joe Exotic?

Trust: Your sex life will thank you.

Honestly, they’re not a thing, they never have been, so don’t fall for this “You owe me an orgasm” BS, because you don’t. The end.

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